bitstupidart:

I was supposed to take a nap but I ended up doodling.
can you tell I don’t really know what a mud plain looks like?

bitstupidart:

I was supposed to take a nap but I ended up doodling.

can you tell I don’t really know what a mud plain looks like?

(via nikittypaprika)

atopfourthwall:

obscuruslupa:

marzgurl:

halloweenjackconnell:

halloweenjackconnell:

This, everyone, is Danny Lopez, aka “DannyWiiU”, “DannySNES”, “dannydsi”, and a bunch of other names involving Nintendo consoles. He’s a creep whose Twitter feed consists ENTIRELY of asking women to burp for him and make videos of them burping. Plus trying to get 15-year old actress Joey King to unblock him from Instagram and Vine. Make of THAT what you will.

Recently, he threatened to rape Lindsay Ellis, rape all female producers for Channel Awesome/Chez Apocalypse/TGWTG, and kill her boyfriend (ToddInTheShadows) and their dog Kali. He is currently under investigation by the NYPD for these threats, and Lindsay has blocked him on Twitter.

Danny is not very clever, since he thinks that someone blocking him means he can continue to make these threats. He is mistaken. I’ve screencapped these for the attention of lindsayetumbls, partly because I don’t know how to submit them to her, but also as a signal boost. If you see him make any threats to anyone, screencap them, post them to Lindsay, and move on. These are all being used in a case against him.

Thank you.

Oh! But wait! He hasn’t stopped there!

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I have to assume at this point he’s doing it out of spite. Regardless, at this point, we treat this as an actual legitimate threat. Updating this so @lindsayetumbls has more material, but if obscuruslupa, marzgurl, nashscribblings, atopfourthwall, kylekallgren, or any other TGWTG producer can reblog this, it would be greatly appreciated.

Updated: new threats made against Kaylyn Dicksion, aka Marzgurl.

I have my own personal screenshots that I’ve kept and sent to Lindsay so that she can actually do something legal with them, but basically yes, he has also threatened to rape me and kill my fiance, Josh. So, you know, just to further show that it’s a pretty serious issue.

If you see this person around, don’t engage him, don’t give him any attention. Screen cap if you need to and block him, and that’s all need be said about him.

Do not, I repeat DO. NOT. ENGAGE. HIM.

Screencaps. Send them to Lindsay. Block him.

(via xxthenumberaxx)

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

(via owlgoggles20)

gookygox:

loveatitsfinest:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

OH MY GOD

all of the fun of spirograph, and yet not having to make sure your gear doesn’t jump the track

*STAAAAAAARE*

gookygox:

loveatitsfinest:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

OH MY GOD

all of the fun of spirograph, and yet not having to make sure your gear doesn’t jump the track

*STAAAAAAARE*

bizzareandbeautiful:

This is my favorite thing on the internet.

(via gookygox)

montressorspacep0rt:

based on the post over on consensualnightvale about Cecil’s furious Carlsberg-induced knitting, and the headcanon that the only mountain Cecil’s willing to acknowledge the existence of is the mountain of socks in the corner angrily amassed during PTA meetings.here’s the galaxy hoodie that Cecil and I definitely should have

montressorspacep0rt:

based on the post over on consensualnightvale about Cecil’s furious Carlsberg-induced knitting, and the headcanon that the only mountain Cecil’s willing to acknowledge the existence of is the mountain of socks in the corner angrily amassed during PTA meetings.

here’s the galaxy hoodie that Cecil and I definitely should have

(via sexybaldwin)


"This is a story about them", says the man on the radio. And you are concerned, because this is not a story you were ever supposed to hear.

"This is a story about them", says the man on the radio. And you are concerned, because this is not a story you were ever supposed to hear.

(via sexybaldwin)

lecterings:

when someone finds an old picture of you

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and whoever found it just goes

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(via aceawes0me)

vigaishere:

honeyed:

febricant:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

Literally I would read thousands of words of this. 

This is basically the plot of the Animorphs series.

Bears vs. Aliens. Directed by Roland Emmerich. Staring Will Smith, the voice of Bear the Bear.

styliferous:

What I remember most from the nightvale episode ‘Walk’ is this. Dana’s town dialogue was so descriptive!

styliferous:

What I remember most from the nightvale episode ‘Walk’ is this. Dana’s town dialogue was so descriptive!

(via sexybaldwin)

revorocketnails:

the nice new haircut helps to alleviate some of the badness of his outfit. Those of us that believe in linear time are trying to forget the atrocity that was “90s fashion”, cecil

revorocketnails:

the nice new haircut helps to alleviate some of the badness of his outfit. Those of us that believe in linear time are trying to forget the atrocity that was “90s fashion”, cecil

(via nikittypaprika)

abyssartblog:

man MyPaint is awesome

A Story About Them

"We all know how this and everything else ends."

No… no… oh my god, no…

We thought we knew.

We didn’t know. How could we know? How could…

"But he speaks its brutal history in its posture…"

No.

…please. No.

Someone has to be to blame.

This is the most emotionally affecting episode for me so far. 

"I’m sorry."

You knew. The whole time. And the blindfolded… oh my god… the… he… he knew all along, and it was always… always going to end this way.

This hurts.

And this is beautiful. 

asker

Anonymous asked: Hi ^_^ I'm looking for a little writing advice. My central character is over reliant on other people and emotionally immature. I want to show that by the end she has become independent. How can I demonstrate this in the writing?

Hi, I am that character. I am sorry.

That kind of development is way too complex for anyone to be able to describe in a single tumblr post. Also, I haven’t achieved it in my own life so I doubt I’m a good person to ask for your writing.

Someone has to be to blame.